This post is a little out of the general theme of my blog, but it never hurts to throw a little spice into the mix once in a while! Having spent much of this year in job hunting, I found this particularly humorous. Enjoy!
My Job Search:
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.
Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it…. couldn’t cut the mustard.
My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
I’m so very thankful for the work the Lord has provided me! I know that some of you are looking for work as well…I pray that the Lord grants you wisdom and grace to find the job he has for you, even if it is attempting to cut the mustard in a Deli!
God bless, my friends!